The
worst illness to have hit humans is the common cold! The only thing common
about it is that its affects the entire human race but there's no beeping cure
for it! And that's because the virus that causes the cold mutates so quickly,
that no medicines would be able to kill them. (I'm surprised I still remember
my B.tech!!). And this time, it's the
beeping cold! I normally don't abuse on my blog, but suffer from a cold for a
week and you'll know what I'm talking about!! But it's just so weird when I was
doing B.tech. Life is so ironical! Be a spectator, don't get educated at all,
because all education does is teach you for 1/4th of your life how to ruin the
remaining 3/4th!
Coming
back to the topic of common cold, the only good thing about having a cold is
that your voice becomes husky and you start sounding sexy!!! I was talking to a friend of mine in this
husky, sexy voice, when jealous of my new found husky, sexy voice, she told me
that kissing is an unproven medicine for cold! She had found it out with her
boyfriend, so she suggested it to me, to which I felt like thanking her for
chidkoing namak on my jala. First, I'm single, second, I'm suffering from cold
and you suggest kissing as a medicine! How much more sadistic could you be!!
So, all the couples reading this, please try it, if I get more people to prove
that this data was statistically significant, I'll quicken my process of
finding a girlfriend!
So,
along with D-Cold, Crocin, Vicks, RUM, now even kissing is off the list for the
medicines that can cure my cold. On a night over with my friends, where
everyone was gorging on ice-cream and I had to admire their beautiful faces
whiles they were doing so, my friends urged me to have a scoop of ice-cream,
as, according to them, thanda hi thande ko maarta hain! Hence I tried having
melted ice-cream, but to no avail. In fact you can't even taste half of your
food because your taste buds have gone on a long vacation! Finally, I drank a
quarter of RUM, just irritated that nothing was helping my cold and miraculously,
my cold was cured! No kidding!! I was surprised myself!!! I'm so happy, most of
my one week cold has gone now and so has my husky sexy voice :-(
P.S
: Happy Christmas to all. Thandi ko maro goli. Girlfriend ko le ke Don2 dekho
& remember the kissing formula. Lol.
Stupid what are you doing there? Plz come back. We have lot of stuff for you.
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