New Year Resolutions

I hope most of you are done with 2013. So, everyone who loves me enough to feel like giving me a sweet surprise this year, pay special attention ;) As another year begins, the toasts are raised, and it's time for some resolutions like always. 2013 passed by like whiskey going down Shane Warne's throat. M.Tech also went like a whisker and I have become old. I have taken a few decisions too (as though I am gonna abide by it).

1. I promise never to have that long hair beard again in my life. I was stopped and interrogated at the Delhi Airport for that long hair look. It took 15 minutes for them to realize that I was just a comedy piece.

2. Decided to stop dancing. Even if I dance, I would never ever dance with a girl taller than me. Last time I danced with someone taller than me (Thanks to Shikha's six inch heels) I dropped her on the floor.

3. And I would never teach Bhangra to a guy. I am not gonna give wrong signals to all the non-straight people out there.

4. I hereby promise to work hard for the "Save Earth" campaign. Earth is the only planet where one can find Deeptanoy Ghosh.

5. I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks.

6. I will never ever pinch baby-bums and make them cry.

7. I took many other decisions too. I promise to write.