A Wedding Invitation

Time: Morning 10.30.

Switched on Laptop. Waiting for outlook to update the mail box by forwards of software professional sent on odd hours (Man, they only send this forwards on late nights and early mornings. Always on odd hours. No wonder IT industry doomed. One of this mail is from Sneha. Subject shows “Wedding Invitation”. Without thinking much I open that mail.

A kilometer long mail with lines in sentence case, written in italic font, with no animated .gif image in between, and not even picture nor smiley at the end. This, very unlike forward, seems more of Hibru to me. Still without stressing the brain muscle, I click on the only hyperlink decorated in the mail. By the time server opens the link, I have already forgotten where I had clicked. But the new window is nicely decorated. It says “Welcome. Wedding of Rajat & Sneha  on January, 30th.

Hey. WAIT A SEC. What the hell is this? Surprised rather shocked me, again go through the entire mail again Is it for real? Searching all over if there is any hitch. It’s on 30th-Jan. January do have 30th day. Not like 30-feb or something. Thinking of all such probabilities in my dirty mind I finally came to the conclusion. Yes. SNEHA IS ACTUALLY GETTING MARRIED TO RAJAT.

(Sneha was a girl you idiot. She used to stay in girls hostel. Doesn’t you remember?) God she is gonna settle down in life with Rajat. Has found a life partner and now taking the most important step in the life and I am still roaming around in a college mood, flirting with pretty chicks, busy in doing faltugiri as usual. All of a sudden am feeling so so miserable man. Whole day ruins in the disgracing thoughts about myself.

Hey, but wait a sec, why am I feeling bad about myself. So what that I am not that committed in life. I can still do the fokatgiri. I have no strings (Read: wire ropes) attached. I can go grab a can of beer and spend a Saturday night on friend’s place (gosh gone are those days when the alcohol was available on every corner of the road). I can still spend the whole Sunday doing nothing.

Any ways Rajat this blog is about you but not for you. It’s for people who are planning to get married. At least they can re think the decision that they have made. (And I will be publishing it only after you get married. So that you won’t get a chance to rethink. GM bro. Hehehe. Because if I don’t, Sneha won’t even allow me to enter your house any more.

Now on a serious note I hope and pray to god that you’ll not come across any of the shit detailed above and I wish you both all the happiness and success (Success??  ) in your married life. Keep rocking bro. Keep rocking.